der lyiv gurnel

( VICTOREE )

yesterrdai:
 

KLAVAR KATT!!!

dere liev jornol

THIS IS LIES

ey do knott sitt at ENNYWON's FEETE and espechialli nott HERMUNNNS!

ITT WOZ FOTO SHOPD

thatt iz aul

dere LIv JURnil!!

( a tael of WOE and ANIMAL ABOOS )

dere LIEV jurrnl

( ey think mai FOODZ ar plotinng sumthingg HORIBLE!!! )

der liev jurnil

( mai sKINN ICHES!!!!!!!!!! )

dEre lieV JURNILL!!!

( ey hav hadd nothing too komplane about )

dEre LIEF JURNAL

Theiar is a DOGg in MAI GARdIN!!!!!!

CAUl teh POLISSSSSSSsss"!!"""!!!!!

Ey haev Hadd tuw look AUt of teh winDoZe and frIEze and goa veRi kqwiEt annd flATTin mai furr & hied biheind hERmiNN in mai nott at aul SCAred INDIGNint ANGAR!!!!!!!

Ey anm soa STRESt annd OATRAYJED thatt ey amm cowRinng ploting RIVENJ upp stares on HURminS LApp & arsking fo BISciks & chooNR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HiSS

PEiPAR

P.S. But teh partI izz stiL ONN! bring a can!!!

There have been OCCURRENCES.

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She got back from Jersey today.

Piper apparently left her a quite rude note on the hob, along with several clumps of shed fur. He did not appear particularly pleased, relieved, displeased or surprised to see her reappear. He decided she meant food. That's cats for you.

This is when I found out she'd been reading (and responding to) Piper's blog updates from a public, shared computer in the guest house lobby. This meant that her "raucous laughter" was audible to the other guests, who had to have the source explained to them.

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Went out and voted in the Euro elections this evening, too.

On ther fiffth dai the KATT roaz from its poofe...

( Too Doo Lisst )

ey kneede a purrsonul asistent!!!!!!!

dere mumiiii,

( disrigard larst entree )

dier mmmui,

( HISS HISS SCRATCH )

Der muemy.

( The YOOTH of TWO DAY!!!! )

Deer mumiy

( LIES!! it is aul lies )

DerE mUmmy,

( Ey hav hadd a horible day!!!!! )